Baffling Berkeley

Things that baffle me about Berkeley:

1) When people key SUVs in the name of self righteousness.
2) When people shout out of their car window at bikers, "Wrong lane," when you are in fact in the right lane.
3) The number of homeless people.
3a) How homeless people survive when they have signs that say "Give me money for my alcohol and drugs"
4) The amount of sugar that goes into even "normal" looking bread.
5) Telegraph Avenue.
6) What a non-fat doughnut even is?
7) Who chalks the "Don't use cars" and "Screw the UC Regents" on the pavement every morning?
8) That this happens in the same county http://tinyurl.com/yhwmcsc